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Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you....;->
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Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me
teri shakal nazar aati hai
tere khayalo me kho kar
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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!
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2days weather 4cast:
it wud b cloudy if u frown,
rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,
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sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
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Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
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ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha
Aap Mat Ghabrao,
Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
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If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere, wat does it mean
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It means that black cat is also going some where ..........;->
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Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
think...........
Coz
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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->
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chataak
fataak
dhisoom
bhishoom
dhoom
dhadaak
beat diya..........;->
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kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...
chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
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jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....
teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...
ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...
lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>
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hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->
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Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!
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ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya
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koi gum nahi fir bhi mann udas hai,
koi rista nahi fir bhi ek aas hai,
kahne ko to bahut hai apne,
par tu hi ek khas hai,
jyada khus mat ho ye sab bakwas hai.
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Janix yEh Sms Naya
Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->
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